doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.


How Shakespeare should be taught. Thank you, Mr. Foster, who knew that.

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

How Shakespeare should be taught.

Thank you, Mr. Foster, who knew that.

WE HAVE GONE TOO FAR. There’s no way back from this.

^^^^^^^^^^^

--Tagged under: raiselm--

NO.

(Not pictured: S’mores flavored candy corn. Will grudgingly accept that one.)

I pulled my knitting out while Sid was eating lunch because I’m making him a sweater and I want to finish it before a) it gets cold again and b) before we head to Rhinebeck for the Sheep & Wool Festival — and he’s interested in what I’m doing so I tell him I’m knitting. I repeat this several times and then say, “Can you say ‘knitting’?” And he says “knee-knee.” And I died. 

missbhavens:

thenelsontwins:

mammamoon:

so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine

Children. That’s a telephone nook. That’s where the telephone used to go. The one telephone.

But I love the shrine!

RANDOM HOLE!

Sorry, dying laughing, over here, OMG that is so precious!

#old

Speaking of #old, who the eff is Drake Bell?

In grad school I shared a mansion-ish house that had a whole phone ROOM. It took me a really long time to figure out why a closet would have a window and phone jack. I was all, “Pssh, rich people.”

"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"
— Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)
It’s 8:25 on a Friday night, The Replacements are playing in Queens, and I’m in my pjs drinking beer and playing video games.

The ask box is open. 

(I mean, it’s always open, but now it’s, like, REALLY open.)

Please confine your pollution to yourself, thank you.

rick2u:

I hate it when smokers not only throw their butts on the ground, but also leave them burning so they continue to stink up the air after they’ve walked away.

I used to smoke and every time I see someone do this I feel like apologizing to everyone who knew me as a smoker. (Though I always squashed my butts [heh, “squashed my butt”] and by the end was actually stubbing them out and then — get this — THROWING THEM OUT. Because trash cans are everywhere in NYC! It’s really really hard to leave trash lying around! AND YET.)

Anyway, my point is — I am so, so, so sorry that I ever smoked, for so many many reasons, this being one of them.

--Tagged under: smoking--

--Tagged under: littering--

breakthecitysky:

The other day I was trying to catch Sid to put his clothes on and yelled “Heed! Pants! Now!” — I know this is from a different venue, but essentially the same character, no?

"His head’s like Sputnik!  Spherical, but quite pointy in parts. Ooh, that was offsides, wadn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his gigantic pillow."

KINDRED SPIRIT.

--Tagged under: smartgrrrl--

--Tagged under: harriet! HARRIET.--

--Tagged under: hard-hearted harbinger of haggis--

--Tagged under: so i married an axe murderer--

--Tagged under: i love that movie--

--Tagged under: sonnet--

--Tagged under: journey--

--Tagged under: don't stop believin--

--Tagged under: shakespeare--

--Tagged under: pop music--

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