I fed animal crackers to an angora goat.
There is an achievement for successfully navigating a toddler and stroller from Brooklyn to Port Authority during rush hour, and I just unlocked it.
- Dan: That hair, though.
- Me: I know, it's total Crowded House hair.
- Dan: I love you.
- Me: I know.
"I don’t want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Do you know who I am? I’m the cat who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!"
--Tagged under: fuck it imma play portal 2 again--
I thought the highlight of my day was gonna be when Sid and I kicked a ball back and forth at the park and then another toddler came up to play with the ball and Sid picked it up and gave it to him…
But then at bedtime he busted out with the gestures to Itsy-Bitsy Spider and I pretty much lost it.
Just making sure you know there’s a new — NEW — Strong Bad #1 jam out there.
It goes WAUGHMP WAUGHMP.
--Tagged under: homestar runner--
--Tagged under: strong bad--
--Tagged under: fish eye lens--
So I taught Sid how to toast with his sippy cup and it’s actually been helpful in getting him to drink more water. This afternoon we were lying on the bed and he had his cup and he held it out to me and even though I didn’t have my water with me I said “Cheers!” …
And he knocked the cup against my boob.