May 2013
styro:
foolishcaptainkia:
gothamshitty:
kushdrinker:
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
Everyhavarti is waiting for stilton.
Some edam saga blue you.
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Parenting: Week Ten
It’s a Not Enough Coffee in the World day but I’m wary of drinking more than one cup (one doesn’t seem to affect Bolt; I don’t want to experiment beyond that) so I am hoping today, unlike yesterday, will be a big nap day.
I had this whole thing about sleep and how I’m not sweating our situation anymore but then we had a difficult night last night and I’ve...
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PERRY: What were you *THINKING*? My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift? You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they draaaaaag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol? *Jesus*. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary, and you know what you'll find?
HARRY: A picture of me?
PERRY: No! The definition of the word "idiot!" Which you *fucking ARE*!
It is humid and warm outside and our apartment has poor air circulation so it’s pretty warm in here so Bolt and I are just hanging out in our underwears.
LOLParenting.
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Me: Hey kid, how 'bout we just snuggle all day?
Bolt: *coo*
Me: I'll take that as a yes.
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The names of the food trucks in Bob's Burgers...
Ain’t Muffin To It? Genghis Flan?
I love this show.
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Parenting: Week Nine
When Bolt was two weeks old, a few people told me parenting would get easier at six weeks. LIES.
A few people told me it would get easier at eight weeks, and that’s more accurate. But part of the reason it got a little easier this past week was because my mom was here for a few days. Her presence did a couple things to make the week better: 1) I had someone during the day to pass Bolt off...
My kid seems to have inherited my pre-doctor’s appointment insomnia. In the last few months of pregnancy I could never sleep the night before a checkup. Today is Bolt’s 2-month appointment so naturally we couldn’t get him to fall asleep until close to midnight, and he woke up at 3:30 and 6:30 to nurse. I think we squeezed about an extra hour of sleep from him after that, but oof....
Is Gay Marriage Legal in Minnesota? →
minnpost:
Updated!
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Parenting: Week Eight
Assume my sleep obsession continues, but I’m tired (ba-dum-ch) of writing/talking about it. At this point you may also assume that I’m 80% of the way to Fuck It, It Is What It Is town and am working on not worrying about where, how often and for how long Bolt (just a reminder, not actually what we named our kid. Bolt is his username, if you will) sleeps.
What I have learned this...
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Currently snuggling with a baby AND a cat. I wasn’t sleepy until Jayne curled up in my lap but now I’m so toasty warm that I think we’ll just go night-night now.
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I'm pretty sure all hospitals are built by Time...
mattdoucette:
How are they all so big on the inside?
And they all have a little shop!
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April 2013
I would never have made it this far as a parent without the Internet on my phone. Thanks, technology!
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I gotta stop writing about my kid
No matter what I say he does or doesn’t do, he starts doing the opposite. After I go and tell you all he does cry all that much (relatively), he becomes absolutely inconsolable and stays that way for nearly the entire day, save for one two hour nap and a couple 10-minute periods of calm.
Yay.
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