I have so much to do today, and on little sleep — wondering whether the pressure of pending tasks is the cause of my restless night — for a few seconds I considered spilling coffee on my to-do list and pretending I could no longer read it.
“Does that say ‘book review’ or ‘look regal’? Wait, why would I have ‘look regal’ on my to-do list? Well, no sense arguing. Clearly it’s important. Best get to it.”