Found this one floating around Facebook. Google the phrase “Unfortunately, [your name]” and post the first 15 results. (‘Cept I took liberties with that, since many of mine were from bloggers who’d already done the research.)

1. Unfortunately, Michelle’s prediction proved quite prophetic when disaster struck during the party.

2. Unfortunately, Michelle thought she didn’t need any help.

3. unfortunately Michelle Yeoh is wearing a sleeveless top.

4. Unfortunately, Michelle Wie has not been allowed to develop her golf skills, along with her personal skills, at her own pace.

5. Unfortunately, Michelle Obama has a habit of going much too far in promoting what is becoming a personality cult.

6. Unfortunately Michelle also suffered a golden staph infection for around 4 months adding heavily to the burden she already carried.

7. Unfortunately, Michelle is also the target of much resentment and hostility.

8. Unfortunately Michelle couldn’t make a four foot putt when she was fourteen and still can’t at nineteen.

9. Unfortunately, Michelle was almost 17 years old.

10. Unfortunately, Michelle kinda struggled today, shooting a 74.

11. unfortunately Michelle had now begun to associate with known-gang members, and her counselor became concerned.

12. Unfortunately, Michelle Malkin is not mass murderer, otherwise, liberals would believe in the idea that Michelle might have changed.

13. Unfortunately Michelle Balfour sounds uneducated and ghetto just like her murderer son, William Balfour.

14. Unfortunately, Michelle’s selection is her kindergarten teacher Miss Wiltrout (June Lockhart)—who is approximately twice Danny’s age.

15. Unfortunately Michelle never got her due (or a decent script).