• me: I am really happy/relieved that the Broadway show mom wants to see for her birthday is NOT South Pacific, as I had feared. (It's Hair.)
  • JG: For real? [...] I'd take South Pacific over whatever any day.
  • me: I.Hate.South.Pacific. For real.
  • JG: C'mon! You'd choose stinky hippies over Bali Ha'i? I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair?! Trust me...
  • JG: ..."Colored Spade" from Hair is only enjoyable in a language you can't speak.
  • me: ... whereas "Sodomy" can be enjoyed in ANY language.
  • JG: Match and point, Ms. Wiener.
  • -- via twitter