This is real. The script below is imagined (I think). But it’s funny. Read the whole post from Videogum here.

INT. SPACESHIP - NIGHT(?)

CAPTAIN BRIAN stands from his captain’s chair and looks out through the windshield.

CAPT. BRIAN
You know what I hate? All these asteroids!

DAVE, the ship’s weapons specialist, approaches.

DAVE
Permission to fire at these asteroids, sir!

CAPT. BRIAN
Permission granted, soldier.

DAVE returns to his station and touches an illuminated screen.

DAVE
Enhance.

CAPT. BRIAN
Steady! Steady!

DAVE
Enhance.

DAVE AND CAPT. BRIAN
Pew! Pew pew! Pew pew pew pew!