You know what you want, but your actions may convey a very different message as your key planet Mars crosses paths with deceptive Neptune. It’s not that you are purposefully misleading anyone; it’s just that confusion reigns supreme unless you take the time to explain your behavior. Fortunately, you can use this energy creatively if you look at your life as a spiritual journey today, instead of only pursuing an ambitious goal.

Jesus, iGoogle horoscope. Don’t EVER tell me to look at ANYTHING “as a spiritual journey,” EVER.

P.S. Fuck you too, Neptune.