I’m pretty sure Czechoslovakia abandoned Czechoslovakia… 20 years ago.
History is hard. :/
Don’t get me started on Obama’s treatment of Prussia. A damned shame, that is.
Personally I’m annoyed about his policies towards Hyperborea, Narnia and Middle Earth.
He has been really harsh on the Hyporborians, hasn’t he?
He hasn’t even weighed in on the scandal in Bohemia.
When is Obama finally going to take a hardline with the USSR? I don’t like how they’re treating East Germany.
And what, exactly, is Obama’s policy on Cathay and Atlantis?
Better than his policies in regards to Lemuria.
Obama’s Agarthan strategy drives me to tears of rage.
You know I heard his family originates in Hibernia, but he never mentions it. Like he’s ashamed of it.
I’m simply curious as to whether or not we are, or ever have been, at war with Oceania (via neroon)
And he didn’t even send ambassadors to Westeros to help resolve that petty little war they were having! What the hell, Obama?!
And what about Genosha, goddamit?
Forget Westeros. GALLIFREY IS GONE AND HE DID NOTHING TO HELP.
Man, Obama really mishandled tensions between Ankh-Morpork and Agatean Empire.
Obama ignores Latveria every time he goes to Europe. We could really use their cheap labor to produce our own Doombots.
Personally, I’m frustrated that relations between the U.S. and the Ministry of Magic are at an all-time low. It seems as though the president doesn’t even know it exists!
This whole thread is just amazing.
Oh. My. God.
Lets not even talk about how he didn’t help out Panem. I mean, those are his people down in District 9.
This entire thread is glorious. Just glorious…
All the applauds…
Perfect commentary is perfect.
Not even to mention the fact that Obama destroyed the bridge Clinton built to Terabithia.
When will he be held to account for his atrocities in Qwghlm? WHO WILL ANSWER FOR THE SUFFERING THERE?
What about the mess in Mesopotamia? DOESN’T ANYBODY CARE?
I love you, Tumblrinos.