ooh, snickers.

Five for Friday, because it's been a while

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:53:52 -0400

1. I may have just bragged to a stranger on the street that my baby slept for almost 8 hours...

Arrested Development, peace of mind crochet project, and out of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:25:15 -0400

Arrested Development, peace of mind crochet project, and out of frame, a baby napping on my chest. This makes up for the coffeemaker deciding to break down this morning.

styro: foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:22:06 -0400

styro: foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I...

Jayne: I’m hungry. Me: You’ve got plenty of food in...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:09:40 -0400

Jayne: I’m hungry.
Me: You’ve got plenty of food in that dish.
Jayne: Not in the other dish. I prefer that one.

Parenting: Week Ten

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:36:05 -0400

It’s a Not Enough Coffee in the World day but I’m wary of drinking more than one cup...

PERRY: What were you THINKING? My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift? You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they draaaaaag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol? Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary, and you know what you'll find?

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:01:41 -0400

PERRY: What were you *THINKING*? My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift? You...

It is humid and warm outside and our apartment has poor air circulation so it’s pretty warm in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:14:31 -0400

It is humid and warm outside and our apartment has poor air circulation so it’s pretty warm in...

theonion: Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:10:59 -0400

theonion:

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report

Everyone else can stop now.

Me: Hey kid, how 'bout we just snuggle all day?

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:57:13 -0400

Me: Hey kid, how 'bout we just snuggle all day? Bolt: *coo* Me: I'll take that as a yes.

sebastienmillon: “The Great Evil CrocoBrocodile” The origin...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:17:49 -0400

sebastienmillon:

“The Great Evil CrocoBrocodile”

The origin story of broccoli.

For the record, I love broccoli. But I also love teasing my nephew about how much he hates broccoli, so this is for him.

“MOM! The broccoli’s taunting me again!”

styro: backstagebethy: meetapossum: fromthemitten: unimpresse...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:07:45 -0400

styro:

backstagebethy:

meetapossum:

fromthemitten:

unimpressed2chainz:

alcoholicgifts:

invalid without bennyhill chasemusic

beezlebub numbercrunch doe

backitup thundermunch

Burgerking Cuttlefish

Benedict Cumberfinch

Benadryl Cupboardlatch

BLENDERDICK THUNDERCATS.

You guys, I *never* get good names outta these things. Until now! You may refer to me as Blenderdick henceforth. (Ms. Thundercats if you’re nasty.)

This popped into my head last night, only in my version it was...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:41:48 -0400

This popped into my head last night, only in my version it was “Aw yiss, motha fuckin salted caramel ice cream,” which doesn’t scan nearly as well.

Also, Dan was unfamiliar with this particular meme but texted me earlier today with “aw yiss” to which I tried to respond but my phone autocorrected “Motha” to “Moths” and I gave up.

Cool story, bro. The comic is, of course, by the inimitable Kate Beaton.

The view from the Fort Greene Memorial.

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:23:06 -0400

The view from the Fort Greene Memorial.

Robots.

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:20:25 -0400

Robots.

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:33:32 -0400

Oh Margie You came and you found me a turkey.

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:54:27 -0400

Oh Margie

You came and you found me a turkey.

dorkitude: jewlesthemagnificent: helms-deep: misternicegaius: ...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:37:05 -0400

dorkitude:

jewlesthemagnificent:

helms-deep:

misternicegaius:

corgisandboobs:

I may never laugh again. I have blown a funny fuse. The one that got me? Boilerdang Curdlesnoot.

oh my god tears are actually falling down my face

Don’t ask me why, but at some point while reading these, I completely lost the ability to breathe I was laughing so hard. I don’t know why they struck me as so funny. But they kinda are.

The funny part about this? I have friends whose daughter’s middle name is Ampersand. No joke.

Fragelrock Ampersand killed me.

This reminds me of Eddie Izzard’s Engelbert Humperdinck bit.

The names of the food trucks in Bob's Burgers (S2E5) are killing me.

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:55:25 -0400

Ain’t Muffin To It? Genghis Flan? I love this show.

breakthecitysky: Here is the thing I can’t stop thinking about...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:43:50 -0400

Photo credit: Larry Barthel

Photo credit: Ben Brewer

Photo credit: Sue Vruno

via Lavender Magazine's FB page, no credit provided.

via MPR news.

breakthecitysky:

Here is the thing I can’t stop thinking about with what’s happened here in Minnesota over the course of the past week: the display of support in the Twin Cities was staggering. The level of f*cks not given to those who might be offended by this acknowledgement of equal rights under the law was amazing.

But mostly, mostly. I think about a queer kid, riding in the back of her parents’ car seeing the city lit up like this. Maybe she hasn’t come out yet, maybe she’s been bullied, at home, at school, for being who she is. I can only imagine what seeing this would mean. And then I get teary and proud all over again.

Way to go, Minnesota. Who’s next?

You make me happy, Minneapolis/St. Paul.

heckyeahneilmcneil: My heart I’m just gonna, um, leave...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:41:29 -0400

heckyeahneilmcneil:

My heart

I’m just gonna, um, leave this here. *chokes back a sob*

ooh, snickers.

Five for Friday, because it's been a while

Arrested Development, peace of mind crochet project, and out of...

styro: foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I...

Jayne: I’m hungry. Me: You’ve got plenty of food in...

Parenting: Week Ten

PERRY: What were you *THINKING*? My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift? You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they draaaaaag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol? *Jesus*. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary, and you know what you'll find?

It is humid and warm outside and our apartment has poor air circulation so it’s pretty warm in...

theonion: Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of...

Me: Hey kid, how 'bout we just snuggle all day?

sebastienmillon: “The Great Evil CrocoBrocodile” The origin...

styro: backstagebethy: meetapossum: fromthemitten: unimpresse...

This popped into my head last night, only in my version it was...

The view from the Fort Greene Memorial.

Robots.

Photo

Oh Margie You came and you found me a turkey.

dorkitude: jewlesthemagnificent: helms-deep: misternicegaius: ...

The names of the food trucks in Bob's Burgers (S2E5) are killing me.

breakthecitysky: Here is the thing I can’t stop thinking about...

heckyeahneilmcneil: My heart I’m just gonna, um, leave...

PERRY: What were you THINKING? My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift? You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they draaaaaag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol? Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary, and you know what you'll find?